- Cal Pettie: When are you gonna grow up?
- Fred G. Sanford: If I grew up, there wouldn't be room enough here for the both of us.
- Grady Wilson: I know the perfect lady for you. My girlfriend's sister. She's from outta town and she's got a terrific personality.
- Fred G. Sanford: Terrific personality? I know what that means. She looks like Leon Spinks.
- Fred G. Sanford: [after talking with the bubble-headed Bunny] Grady, I would like to talk to you.
- Grady Wilson: Sure, Fred.
- Fred G. Sanford: No, back here by my baseball bat.
- Fred G. Sanford: [At the art gallery, looking at DeWitt's abstract sculpture] I wouldn't miss a chance to visit with a fellow junk dealer.
- Evelyn Lewis: Fred, show some respect. My date happens to be the world-famous artist Bentley DeWitt.
- Fred G. Sanford: How are you, Dent?
- Bentley DeWitt: That's Bentley DeWitt, the third.
- Fred G. Sanford: Well, if your parents are careful there won't be a fourth.