Roseanne (TV Series)
Trick or Treat (1990)
Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris
Quotes
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Pat : Hey Bob looks like you're old lady's making a move on the fireman
Roseanne Conner : Yeah well we have an open relationship
Pat : Is that because you can't keep her in line?
Roseanne Conner : Well it's hard enough to control a woman that ain't inflatable!
[to Jackie]
Roseanne Conner : Yo bitch!
[quietly]
Roseanne Conner : You are making me look bad in front of the guys
Jackie Harris : Hey I don't see any ring on this finger
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Pete : [Roseanne is dressed up like a lumberjack] What can I get for ya sweetheart?
Jackie Harris : White wine
Pete : And what about you fella?
[Roseanne is shocked]
Pete : Come on pal, I'm busy here, what can I get ya?
Roseanne Conner : [in a manly voice] Give me a beer
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Jackie Harris : Roseanne don't do it, you'll embarrass both of us
Roseanne Conner : Call me Bob
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Jackie Harris : Power tools?
Roseanne Conner : That's just their little code for fallopians approaching
Jackie Harris : What are they talking about?
Roseanne Conner : Y'know, their first time, their last time, how many times then they all spit and go home
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Woman : [after seeing Roseanne dressed up as a man and Jackie together] Excuse me, y'know you could do so much better
Jackie Harris : I don't see you here with anyone