Roseanne (TV Series)
The Memory Game (1988)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
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Quotes
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Dan Conner : Phyllis just broke up with her boyfriend, we started talking, she hopped on my bike and we went to Lookout Point, that's it.
Roseanne Conner : Did you do it with her, Dan?
Dan Conner : Come on, Rosie.
Roseanne Conner : *Did* you?
Dan Conner : [pause] Yeah.
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Roseanne Conner : We could always use our picture from Yosemite.
Dan Conner : Honey, we're mooning the Grand Canyon in that picture.
Roseanne Conner : Yeah but it fits with theme, 'Looking BACK on 15 years'.
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Dan Conner : I got the kids tucked in. DJ was so cute, he asked me if we're getting a divorce.
[laughs nervously]
Dan Conner : Are we?
Roseanne Conner : Have you noticed that I'm not talking to you?
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Dan Conner : It was just one time, Roseanne, it didn't mean nothing.
Roseanne Conner : Well explain that to me. Can you explain how you can make love to someone and it doesn't mean anything?
Dan Conner : Well first you start with a case of beer...
Roseanne Conner : Then get me a case so I can shower up with the Chicago Bears.
Dan Conner : Come on honey, they're not even that great of a team anymore.
[pause]
Dan Conner : Mean something, mean something, come on, Rosie, why does it always have to mean something?
Roseanne Conner : I don't know, Dan, I just always thought it did.