- Dan Conner: Phyllis just broke up with her boyfriend, we started talking, she hopped on my bike and we went to Lookout Point, that's it.
- Roseanne Conner: Did you do it with her, Dan?
- Dan Conner: Come on, Rosie.
- Roseanne Conner: *Did* you?
- Dan Conner: [pause] Yeah.
- Roseanne Conner: We could always use our picture from Yosemite.
- Dan Conner: Honey, we're mooning the Grand Canyon in that picture.
- Roseanne Conner: Yeah but it fits with theme, 'Looking BACK on 15 years'.
- Jackie Harris: And of course your favorite pet, Phyllis Zimmer.
- Roseanne Conner: What a waste of boobs.
- Dan Conner: I got the kids tucked in. DJ was so cute, he asked me if we're getting a divorce.
- [laughs nervously]
- Dan Conner: Are we?
- Roseanne Conner: Have you noticed that I'm not talking to you?
- Dan Conner: It was just one time, Roseanne, it didn't mean nothing.
- Roseanne Conner: Well explain that to me. Can you explain how you can make love to someone and it doesn't mean anything?
- Dan Conner: Well first you start with a case of beer...
- Roseanne Conner: Then get me a case so I can shower up with the Chicago Bears.
- Dan Conner: Come on honey, they're not even that great of a team anymore.
- [pause]
- Dan Conner: Mean something, mean something, come on, Rosie, why does it always have to mean something?
- Roseanne Conner: I don't know, Dan, I just always thought it did.