Roseanne (TV Series)
Punch and Jimmy (1994)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
Quotes
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Roseanne : [returning from a ballet recital that Darlene's new boyfriend was dancing in] Well it *is* every mother's dream to get a good look at her daughter's boyfriend's... package.
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Roseanne : [about Darlene's new boyfriend] I'm not going to pounce on him, Jackie. I want him nice and relaxed when I kill him, otherwise it spoils the meat.
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Jackie Harris : Roseanne, what's wrong with you? You came up here expecting Darlene's new boyfriend would be horrible, the exact opposite of David, and he's not, he's actually very much like David.
Roseanne Conner : Well if he's so much like David... what doesn't she just date David?
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Jackie Harris : Darlene is going to bring a lot of different men into your life and they're not all going to be like David.
Roseanne Conner : I know, only we just work so well together.
Jackie Harris : She's not coming back, he's not coming back, you're the only one left in this relationship.
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Jackie Harris : Thanks for inviting us, Jimmy, I've never been to a ballet before.
Roseanne Conner : Yeah, pity we had to leave so soon, I still have... some feeling in my left buttock.