Queer as Folk (TV Series)
Now Approaching... The Line (2000)
Lindsey Connell: Tracy
Quotes
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Michael Novotny : Okay, we've done toilet paper, paper towels, paper napkins, paper plates...
[looking for Tracy]
Michael Novotny : Tracy? Trace?
Tracy : I'm here.
Michael Novotny : Where?
Tracy : In feminine hygiene. I'm checking panty liners, light days and heavy days.
Michael Novotny : So how're we doing?
Tracy : We're heavy on light days and light on heavy days.
Michael Novotny : Gotcha. Let's move on.
Tracy : It's always work with you. Don't you ever have fun?
Michael Novotny : Yeah, I have fun. I have lots of fun.
Tracy : Really? Because you never want to go out with us after work.
Michael Novotny : I've gone out with you guys.
Tracy : Once. Marley says, no one knows what you're really like. That you probably lead this double life.
Michael Novotny : She's right. I'm not who I appear to be. But you have to promise not to tell anyone. The truth is, when I was a boy, I was exposed to a laser light show at a KISS concert. And after that, I developed a strange power to see into people's minds... To read their most private thoughts. "I'm going to rob a bank! I'm going to blow up a bridge!". Since then, I set out to prevent crimes before they happen and my real name... is 'Laserman'.
Tracy : So Laserman, what am I thinking?
Michael Novotny : Umm... We should probably get back to work.
[falls off the ladder]
Tracy : Mike?
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Michael Novotny : [moaning in agony] God, I am still stiff.
Tracy : Stiffer than last night?
Marley : Now, you two, let's keep it clean.
Michael Novotny : We're talking about my neck!
Marley : You must have been doing more than inventory.
Tracy : Shut up, Marley! Can't you see he's in pain?
Michael Novotny : This is the worst pain I've ever felt in my life.
Tracy : Did you take something?
Michael Novotny : Yeah, like, two bottles of Tylenol!
Tracy : That won't help. You need a chiropractor.
Michael Novotny : No. I'm okay, really.
