Police Squad! (TV Series)

Rendezvous at Big Gulch (Terror in the Neighborhood) (1982)

Ed Williams: Mr. Olson

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• Ted Olson, Scientist : So Billy, electrostatic particles are created by an imbalace of electrons. The resulting charge is what we scientists call static electricity.

  Billy : Gee...

  Ted : It's, it's just like when your mom takes a dress out of the dryer, puts it on and it clings to every supple curve and soft, round...

  [there's a loud crash from the hall, then Frank enters] 

  Ted : Oh Hi Frank. Eh, why don't you run along now, Billy. Next week don't forget to bring in those magazines you found under your father's bed.

  Billy : Ok, Mr. Olson. Bye.

  [leaves]