Raviv Ullman: Phil Diffy

Quotes 

• Keely Teslow : Phil, I don't care if you're from the future. Or from Kansas, or some nutjob from Nutsville. It doesn't matter to me. Whatever secrets you have, they're safe with me.

  Phil Diffy : [pauses]  Thank you. That really means a lot to me. It... it means a lot to us.

  Lloyd Diffy : Phil, it looks like your new friend might want a ride home.

  [throws a future device to him. Phil looks at it, then at Keely, then at his parents] 

  Phil Diffy : Really?

  Barbara Diffy : Be careful.

  [Phil throws it to the ground, where it transforms into a future vehicle] 

  Keely Teslow : Oh, my gosh, Phil! You really are from the future!

  Phil Diffy : It's a Skyac. Hop on.

• Keely Teslow : Phil, you know what this is?

  Phil Diffy : It's a flute.

  Keely Teslow : No, it's a musical spit catcher.

  Phil Diffy : Nice.

• Keely Teslow : [to Phil]  Sometimes I dream I'm married to Mr. Potato-Head and we live in a two-bedroom condo in Boca Raton, Florida.

  Phil Diffy : What?

  Keely Teslow : And I want to be a doctor, but he wants me to stay home and take care of our five spuds.

  Phil Diffy : So, why are you telling me this?

  Keely Teslow : Because it's my deepest, darkest secret. And because I know what's going on.

• Keely Teslow : [to Phil]  You spent the last three days lying and acting all weird and throwing tomatoes at me just because of a pinky toe?

  Phil Diffy : It does feel kinda good toe get my toe off my chest.

  Keely Teslow : [chuckles]  Phil, you're my best friend. Just promise me no more secrets. You and I are on a 100% honesty pact, deal?

  Phil Diffy : Deal. Wait. Uh, there's one more thing.

  Keely Teslow : What is it? Don't worry.

  Phil Diffy : [sighs]  The reason I have four toes is because where I'm from, everyone does. I grew up over 100 years from now. I'm from the future.