Laurie Metcalf: Laurie Freeman

Quotes 

• Laurie Freeman : God! The game is still going on?

  Norm Henderson : Quiet! I'm praying!

  [Norm yells at Laurie whom has just walked up behind him in the bar as he watches the football game] 

  Laurie Freeman : Praying?

  Norm Henderson : Yes, and it's working, all right? I think God just tripped their leading scorer. Now, just quiet.

  [puts his hands together to pray] 

  Norm Henderson : Dear God, please let there be world peace, and please let there be a cure for cancer, and please let the ducks score

  [he says very quickly] 

  Norm Henderson : and, ah, the starving children, and, ah...

  Laurie Freeman : You're, you're trying to TRICK God!

  Norm Henderson : SSSHHHHH! I'm sure God can handle himself, all right? I'm sure he went to college.