NewsRadio (TV Series)
Our Fiftieth Episode (1997)
Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal
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Quotes
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Fred : Cigarette?
Bill McNeal : Yes, thank you.
Fred : I wasn't offering you one.
Bill McNeal : Then why did you say cigarette?
Fred : I was talking to my friend, the cigarette. Cigarette, prepare to be smoked.
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Bill McNeal : What's your real name?
Fred : Ullyses S. Grant, 18th President of the United States.
Bill McNeal : You're not president.
Fred : Well, obviously. It's just my name, not my job.
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Dave Nelson : Bill, these people are insane.
Bill McNeal : Oh, really? Then why did they elect me Prime Minister of Ward 15 this morning?
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Dave Nelson : Bill - come on. You cannot vacation in a mental ward; it's just not done.
Fred : Don't be naive. That's what I'm doing.
Bill McNeal : See? I'm not alone.
Dave Nelson : Really?
Fred : It's true. See, I have a very stressful job. All day long, it's just decisions, decision, decisions! So I come here to get away from it all.
Dave Nelson : What do you do?
Fred : I'm an air traffic controller. It gets very stressful, so every six months I flip out and put my my fist through a radar screen, and I get sent here.
Bill McNeal : He means he pretends to flip out.
Fred : No, I actually do flip out.
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Bill McNeal : [When Fred protests Bill's leaving the hospital] I'd love to stay, but without my constant supervision, the world goes to hell in a handbasket.
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Fred : It's your fault I lost my television privileges.
Bill McNeal : I didn't force you to impersonate a doctor.
Fred : But you sound just like the little voice inside my head.