NewsRadio (TV Series)

Freaky Friday (1999)

Andy Dick: Matthew Brock

Quotes 

• Jimmy : Well, looky here. How's everything, Mr. chairman, Mr. CEO?

  Matthew : Not so good.

  Jimmy : The job is a lot tougher than you though, huh?

  Matthew : Yeah, yeah. It is.

  Jimmy : Well, let me show you something. I made $200.00 online in your name.

  Matthew : Oh, that's funny, because I was just online trading in your name.

  Jimmy : Well, see you can't do that. You don't have access. You don't know my secret password.

  Matthew : You mean Marianne?

  Jimmy : How did you know that?

  Matthew : Well, it's Dave's mom's name, so I figured...

  Jimmy : Wait, wait, wait a minute, hold on. Matthew, son?

  Matthew : [crying]  Yes, sir?

  Jimmy : How much did you lose?

  Matthew : All of it.

  Jimmy : How much?

  Matthew : $7 Billion dollars. You're welcome to borrow the $200.00 if you like.

• Matthew : This is just like that movie, Freaky Friday. Only you're the mom...

  Jimmy : ...and you're Jodie Foster.

  Matthew : Finally.

• Joe Garrelli : [Matthew is holding a spear gun]  Dude, what are you doing?

  Matthew : What? What?

  Joe Garrelli : That's a loaded spear gun!

  Matthew : I know. I'm not a complete idiot.

  [Spear gun goes off, hits photo on wall] 

  Matthew : Oh my God! Maybe I am a complete idiot.

• Matthew : Mr. James' job is not as easy as I thought. I'm having a little computer trouble.

  Joe Garrelli : What kind of trouble?

  Matthew : Can't turn it on.

• Matthew : Bring me a virgin banana daiquiri, easy on the virgin.