- Jimmy: Well, looky here. How's everything, Mr. chairman, Mr. CEO?
- Matthew: Not so good.
- Jimmy: The job is a lot tougher than you though, huh?
- Matthew: Yeah, yeah. It is.
- Jimmy: Well, let me show you something. I made $200.00 online in your name.
- Matthew: Oh, that's funny, because I was just online trading in your name.
- Jimmy: Well, see you can't do that. You don't have access. You don't know my secret password.
- Matthew: You mean Marianne?
- Jimmy: How did you know that?
- Matthew: Well, it's Dave's mom's name, so I figured...
- Jimmy: Wait, wait, wait a minute, hold on. Matthew, son?
- Matthew: [crying] Yes, sir?
- Jimmy: How much did you lose?
- Matthew: All of it.
- Jimmy: How much?
- Matthew: $7 Billion dollars. You're welcome to borrow the $200.00 if you like.
- Joe Garrelli: [Matthew is holding a spear gun] Dude, what are you doing?
- Matthew: What? What?
- Joe Garrelli: That's a loaded spear gun!
- Matthew: I know. I'm not a complete idiot.
- [Spear gun goes off, hits photo on wall]
- Matthew: Oh my God! Maybe I am a complete idiot.
- Matthew: Mr. James' job is not as easy as I thought. I'm having a little computer trouble.
- Joe Garrelli: What kind of trouble?
- Matthew: Can't turn it on.
- Dave Nelson: Sure, we've all wanted to kill Matthew, but what good would that do?
- Jimmy: It would make him dead.
- Dave Nelson: Joe, we don't need a science reporter.
- Joe Garrelli: Dude, I'm offering my services for free.
- Dave Nelson: Yeah, but just so that you can beam your messages to space.
- Joe Garrelli: Lucky guess.
- Jimmy: I'm doing some online trading in Matthew's name. I hacked into his account. It's just a little one, his grandmother started it. Guess what his password is?
- Lisa Miller: Matthew?
- Jimmy: No.
- Lisa Miller: Brock?
- Jimmy: No.
- Lisa Miller: Cat?
- Jimmy: Welcome to the club, fellow hacker.
- [Max is eating a sandwich]
- Dave Nelson: Max. That's my lunch.
- Max Lewis: Really? I don't see your name on it.
- [Dave holds up the lunch bag, and it is clearly labeled "DAVE"]
- Max Lewis: Well, I don't see your name on the actual sandwich.
- Dave Nelson: Max, the break room is not your personal hunting ground.
- Max Lewis: I know. I prefer to think of it as a game preserve, where everyone is free to take their best shot.