Newhart (TV Series)

Grandma, What a Big Mouth You Have (1983)

Tom Poston: George Utley

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• George Utley : Say, Joanna, this really looks good. Did I ever tell you that one of my favorite meals is pork chops?

  Joanna Loudon : Yes, you did, George, and that's why I made them.

  George Utley : Aww. My mother used to make the best pork chops. She bought 'em at this little store in town. It's not there anymore.

  Joanna Loudon : Well, these came from John Mason down the road. You know, he finally slaughtered that big pig of his, so these oughta to be really fresh.

  George Utley : [aghast]  They slaughtered Phil?

  Dick Loudon : You um, you knew the pig?

  George Utley : I've known Phil for years. I used to feed him kernels of corn every time I went by there.

  Dick Loudon : Well, dig in.

  George Utley : I can't eat this.

  Dick Loudon : What - what are you talking about?

  George Utley : Phil was like a friend. I don't feel right eating him.

  Dick Loudon : George, the only reason that pigs exist is for people to eat them.

  George Utley : Well, I'm not eating this one.

  Joanna Loudon : And now that you're talking about it, I don't think I can either.

  Dick Loudon : Now I can't eat 'em.