The New Addams Family (TV Series)

Uncle Fester's Toupee (1998)

Glenn Taranto: Gomez Addams

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• Gomez Addams : I know you're a little nervous, old boy. Wedding night jitters are to be expected. In fact, encouraged.

  Uncle Fester : Well, yoy and morticia seem so happy. What's your secret?

  Gomez Addams : Never go to bed angry... or on fire.

• Uncle Fester : You don't understand, It'll be a disaster.

  Gomez Addams : Only if we plan it right.

• Ginger : So... tell me about this... house. Eh, does it have any... say, balconies, tunnels, secret hiding places?

  Morticia Addams : Of course.

  Gomez Addams : In fact, you could get lost in here.

  Morticia Addams : Some of our guests still are.

• Morticia Addams : I do so hope this works out for the poor dear...

  Gomez Addams : Look at it this way: either he'll live happily ever after, or it'll all blow up in his face. Either way, I don't see a down side.

• Uncle Fester : That's not the only problem. I told her I'm a triathlete.

  Gomez Addams : But you are. You tried to be an athlete, you just failed.