The New Addams Family (TV Series)

Uncle Fester's Toupee (1998)

Michael Roberds: Uncle Fester

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• Gomez Addams : I know you're a little nervous, old boy. Wedding night jitters are to be expected. In fact, encouraged.

  Uncle Fester : Well, yoy and morticia seem so happy. What's your secret?

  Gomez Addams : Never go to bed angry... or on fire.

• Uncle Fester : You don't understand, It'll be a disaster.

  Gomez Addams : Only if we plan it right.

• Uncle Fester : That's not the only problem. I told her I'm a triathlete.

  Gomez Addams : But you are. You tried to be an athlete, you just failed.

• Ginger : Oh, after all this time e-mailing, at last we meet.

  Uncle Fester : Seems like I've known you forever. How long have we been writing?

  Ginger : Four days, but if felt like five.

  Uncle Fester : I have that effect on women.