Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

War of the Colossal Beast (1991)

Joel Hodgson: Joel Robinson

Quotes 

• Joel : Oh, it's just part of the American way: turning a neighboring country rich in culture and beauty into a goofy appetizer.

• Mr. B Natural : And I've been around a very long time. Knew your father, I did!

  Joel : Hey, leave my father out of this!

  Mr. B Natural : And don't be too sure I wasn't in the garden with Mr. and Mrs. Adam!

  Tom Servo : You were the snake!

• Joel : [as Buzz]  I've gotta finish my letter to Jodie Foster.

• Joel : Find a Chevy truck, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck!

• Joel : Future date: 2213. KTLA predicts: Alan Alda revealed as Anti-Christ, and *you* are there!

• Joel : [seeing Betty Luster's name in the credits]  Betty Luster? Was she married to Martin Sheen?

• Joel , Tom Servo , Crow T. Robot : [singing to the tune of the marching band in "Mr. B Natural"]  Come on and buy some crap from us! You know that you want to. And the white race will salute you as you prance and gad about!