- Joel: Oh, it's just part of the American way: turning a neighboring country rich in culture and beauty into a goofy appetizer.
- Mr. B Natural: Better wait 'til he calls for me, though. 'Til he reaches for the spirit!
- Tom Servo: Yeah, calls for Satan!
- Joel, Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot: [singing to the tune of the marching band in "Mr. B Natural"] Come on and buy some crap from us! You know that you want to. And the white race will salute you as you prance and gad about!