Faith Ford: Corky Sherwood

Quotes 

• Frank Fontana : I'm sorry Miles, but I just can't handle this story. I've covered famines, floods, and the collapse of the inner city, but this is just too bleak and depressing.

  Miles Silverberg : Oh, snap out of it Frank. Look, we're doing an hour on the Democratic candidates, and that's final.

  Jim Dial : Who's gonna sponsor it? Sominex?

  Corky Sherwood : There's no way we can make it interesting. It's like a lopsided Miss America pageant. Oh sure, maybe some of them can twirl a baton or play the bassoon. But in the end, George Bush is still the cute girl from Texas, and the Democrats are 49 bow-wows from other states.