- Frank Fontana: I'm sorry Miles, but I just can't handle this story. I've covered famines, floods, and the collapse of the inner city, but this is just too bleak and depressing.
- Miles Silverberg: Oh, snap out of it Frank. Look, we're doing an hour on the Democratic candidates, and that's final.
- Jim Dial: Who's gonna sponsor it? Sominex?
- Corky Sherwood: There's no way we can make it interesting. It's like a lopsided Miss America pageant. Oh sure, maybe some of them can twirl a baton or play the bassoon. But in the end, George Bush is still the cute girl from Texas, and the Democrats are 49 bow-wows from other states.