The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Teresa Brewer (1977)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Link Hogthrob, Waldorf, Dancers
Quotes
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Scooter : Hey Kermit?
Kermit the Frog : Hm?
Scooter : Have you decided what you're gonna do about Miss Piggy's big ballet number next week?
Kermit the Frog : Yes Scooter, I'm afraid we're gonna have to cut it.
[Piggy, listening in from the first floor, gasps]
Scooter : But, but why?
Kermit the Frog : Well, have you seen Miss Piggy recently? I mean, She's getting a little bulgy. You know, the pork no longer fits in the barrel.
Scooter : Yeah, her wiggles are beginning to waddle a little.
Kermit the Frog : [Kermit chuckles] Yeah, that... that's the way the old pork rolls...
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Kermit the Frog : Welcome to "The Muppet Show" where anything can happen! Unfortunately.
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Statler : [about the Muppet Labs segment] That was great, fantastic!
Waldorf : Meh, didn't like it.
Statler : Oh, what would you know, you old fool?
Waldorf : Don't call me an old fool, or I'll give you the evil eye!
Statler : [sarcastically] Oh, I'm scared! I'm scared!
[Waldorf stares at him with one eye bulging out, shocking him into submission]
Waldorf : [to the viewers] I warned him!