- Scooter: Hey Kermit?
- Kermit the Frog: Hm?
- Scooter: Have you decided what you're gonna do about Miss Piggy's big ballet number next week?
- Kermit the Frog: Yes Scooter, I'm afraid we're gonna have to cut it.
- [Piggy, listening in from the first floor, gasps]
- Scooter: But, but why?
- Kermit the Frog: Well, have you seen Miss Piggy recently? I mean, She's getting a little bulgy. You know, the pork no longer fits in the barrel.
- Scooter: Yeah, her wiggles are beginning to waddle a little.
- Kermit the Frog: [Kermit chuckles] Yeah, that... that's the way the old pork rolls...
- Statler: [about the Muppet Labs segment] That was great, fantastic!
- Waldorf: Meh, didn't like it.
- Statler: Oh, what would you know, you old fool?
- Waldorf: Don't call me an old fool, or I'll give you the evil eye!
- Statler: [sarcastically] Oh, I'm scared! I'm scared!
- [Waldorf stares at him with one eye bulging out, shocking him into submission]
- Waldorf: [to the viewers] I warned him!