The Munsters (TV Series)

Underground Munster (1965)

Al Lewis: Grandpa

Quotes 

• Grandpa : [reading his lost-and-found ad]  Lost: family pet. Green with yellow scales. Friendly. Affectionate. answers to the name 'Spotty'. Breathes Fire when hungry. Has battleaxe scar on left shoulder.

• Herman Munster : Gee, I don't know, grandpa. I haven't been down in the sewer in a hundred years.

  Grandpa : Believe me, they haven't changed.

• Lily Munster : [hangs up the phone]  Oh, deary me.

  Grandpa : What's the matter, Lily?

  Lily Munster : The mayor's planning to blow up Herman in about ten minutes!