- Herman Munster: [recounting the dynamite incident] And then there was this terrible explosion, and the next thing I knew I was lying in the gutter three blocks away, and Spot was licking my face.
- Eddie Munster: Then what did you do?
- Herman Munster: We took a taxi home. Eh, of course, when we got here, I made Spot give it back to the driver.
- Grandpa: [reading his lost-and-found ad] Lost: family pet. Green with yellow scales. Friendly. Affectionate. answers to the name 'Spotty'. Breathes Fire when hungry. Has battleaxe scar on left shoulder.
- Herman Munster: Gee, I don't know, grandpa. I haven't been down in the sewer in a hundred years.
- Grandpa: Believe me, they haven't changed.
- Mayor Handley: [reading a statement] I have always been a man of action and I plan to instruct our department of public works to plant dynamite at strategic places in our sewer systems and blast these so-called creatures out into the open.
- Lily Munster: [hangs up the phone] Oh, deary me.
- Grandpa: What's the matter, Lily?
- Lily Munster: The mayor's planning to blow up Herman in about ten minutes!