Married... with Children (TV Series)

You Better Shop Around: Part 1 (1991)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• [Al's wiring has blown out the neighborhood's transformer on the hottest day of the year] 

  Peggy : Oh, the whole neighborhood's gone dark!

  Al : Well, at least they don't know it's our fault.

  Neighbor : Bundy did this!

  Crowd : BUNDY! BUNDY! BUNDY!

  Kelly : God, where did they get the torches and the pitchforks so fast?

  Al : Shut up! Put your weight against the door, they're coming in!

• Al : Oh miss, I think you dropped something.

  Nibbles : Oh.

  [bends over, showing cleavage] 

  Nibbles : Thank you market dweller.

  Kelly Bundy : Dad? Dad? Daddy.

  Al : What?

  Kelly Bundy : Do you *want* anything?

  Al : Why, yes, I have a strange yearning for some melons...

  [sees Marcy] 

  Al : and a plucked chicken.

  Marcy D'Arcy : I thought I smelled shoes.

• Kelly Bundy : Is it just me or is it getting warmer in here?

  Al Bundy : That's just because I've got it on... Der low. Let's turn it up. Let's turn it up to... Blitzkrieg. There. What do you feel now?

  Peggy Bundy : Anger.

  Kelly Bundy : Disgust.

  Bud Bundy : Loathing.

  Peggy Bundy : Disappointment.

  Bud Bundy : Despair.

  Al Bundy : All right. I ll just ease this baby up to Der freezing my heinie off.