M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Most Unforgettable Characters (1977)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
Quotes
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Major Franklin Marion Burns : You guys have got no sense of humor. All you know how to do is pick, pick, pick. Is there anything I can do to please you?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Tap dance in the minefield.
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Major Franklin Marion Burns : [Radar enters the swamp] What are you doing in here?
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : I come to find someone smart to help me with my studies.
Major Franklin Marion Burns : Well, don't look at me!
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Major Franklin Marion Burns : A perfectly good birthday shot to hell!
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Major Franklin Marion Burns : Oh, go peddle your petunias.