M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Preventative Medicine (1979)
Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger
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Quotes
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : Send in the boogie-woogie bugle beak.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : [to Klinger] He wants to talk to you.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [Klinger enters, holding a dead chicken] Foo-raka-saki.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Same to you.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Now, listen, Klinger. I've had enough of this.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Chuck-a, chuck-a, floy-doy.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : So help me, you give one more doy-floy...
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Floy-doy.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Do you hear me?
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : I'm in a trance.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : All right. That's it.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : I'm telling the spirits to put your soul in a half-nelson.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Klinger, you want a curse? I'll give you a curse. You've got guard duty and K.P. till further notice, starting right now.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Aw, sir...
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Boogie-woogie!
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : I'm going, I'm going! How come when YOU say it, it works?
Col. Sherman T. Potter : [pointing to his colonel hat] Because MY bird is more powerful than your bird.