M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Patent 4077 (1978)
Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan
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Quotes
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Cpl. Klinger : Major, we were only trying to help.
Major Margaret Houlihan : "We"?
Cpl. Klinger : Hawkeye and B.J. bought it and gave it to me to give to you.
Major Margaret Houlihan : I should've known those two weasels would be in on this.
Cpl. Klinger : Hey, that's not fair.
Major Margaret Houlihan : You go tell your accomplices their rotten charade didn't work.
Cpl. Klinger : Major, you're wrong.
Major Margaret Houlihan : *What?*
Cpl. Klinger : Nobody was trying to make a fool out of you. We just wanted you to have your ring back. That's all. You don't have to be grateful but would it hurt to at least appreciate the effort?