M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Dear Peggy (1975)
Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
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Quotes
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : [Reading on a scrap of newspaper wrapping] Elizabeth Taylor married somebody whose name begins with N-I.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : N- I?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Nixon! Elizabeth Taylor married our vice president!
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Nicky Hilton.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Nicky Hilton's our vice president now?
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Writing home again? That's your third letter this week.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Only way I can keep my sanity.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Well if you want sanity, you can have mine. God knows, I'm not using it.
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Know anything about dreams, Doc?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : I only know I wish I were having one right now.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : I had one last night. I was holding this paper that said, "Klinger is hereby declared nuts. Signed, Colonel Potter." I was saying good-bye to everybody. I even clipped the hair off my chest for Major Houlihan to keep in her watch. She kissed me right on the mouth. Next thing I know, I'm in San Francisco. Sprung! Free! There's this big parade. Four bands. People carrying a banner that says, "Klinger's Nuts!"
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Shh.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Then I'm in Toledo with my loved ones. And I own a delicatessen. Eight tables! Individual relish jars. You'll never guess who the waitress is. Major Houlihan. And she's still got my hair in her watch... pinned on a see-through blouse. What does that mean, Doc?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Well, it just might mean... that you wanna go home.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : I knew it!
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : With Major Houlihan.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Yech!
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : [Narrating in his letter to Peggy] I've looked back on this letter and discovered it's been two pages since I told you how much I love you. It's two pages later now, and I love you even more.