M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Dear Dad, Again (1973)
Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger
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Quotes
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [Klinger comes into the Swamp wearing a white wedding dress] Uh, Klinger... do you mind a little constructive criticism?
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : No, sir.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : First of all, it's gorgeous. It's easy to go overboard with one of those things, but that's tasteful without being gaudy.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Thank you, sir.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Just one suggestion: You must wear a slip! With the sun behind you, I can see clear through to your shorts.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Of course! And I've got so many slips in my tent.
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [Hawkeye walks into the mess tent stark naked] Now *that's* tasteful without being gaudy!
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : A white wedding gown?
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : I'm entitled. I'm a virgin.