M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Blood and Guts (1982)
Gene Evans: Clayton Kibbee
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Quotes
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Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [to Clayton after Nurse Lacey motions to him in Post Op] Ah, would you excuse me for one second? Uh, it's, uh, a call to the wild.
Clayton Kibbee : [Thumbs up & clicking sound he makes] Why, sure, good luck.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [Walking with her over to private area] Ah, Lieutenant Lacey!... no doubt curious about tonight. I got it all planned. We'll meet at the Motor Pool at 8:00 and drive each other crazy.
Nurse Lacey : Hawkeye, I'm afraid I can't make it.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [In unsettled tone] Can't make it? No.
Nurse Lacey : I'm gonna have to take a rain check.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Your lips tell me No-No, but there's Please, Please in my eyes.
Nurse Lacey : I'm sorry, but Clay invited me to have a drink with him this evening.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [Shocked] Clay? A drink of what,prune juice?
Nurse Lacey : Hawkeye, I figured you'd understand. I can go out with you anytime. Clay is only gonna be here for a few days & he is so charming and he's known so many famous people.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [Sarcastically] Oh, I know... like Grover Cleveland, Voltaire, Pocahontas...
Nurse Lacey : [Interrupts] Don't tell me you're jealous.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Jealous? Oh please. I won't even dignify that with a comment.
Nurse Lacey : [Knowing he's jealous starts to leave] O-o-h.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [Follows her out door ,resumes taunting] Marco Polo, Galileo, Rasputin!