- Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: [to Clayton after Nurse Lacey motions to him in Post Op] Ah, would you excuse me for one second? Uh, it's, uh, a call to the wild.
- Clayton Kibbee: [Thumbs up & clicking sound he makes] Why, sure, good luck.
- Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: [Walking with her over to private area] Ah, Lieutenant Lacey!... no doubt curious about tonight. I got it all planned. We'll meet at the Motor Pool at 8:00 and drive each other crazy.
- Nurse Lacey: Hawkeye, I'm afraid I can't make it.
- Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: [In unsettled tone] Can't make it? No.
- Nurse Lacey: I'm gonna have to take a rain check.
- Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: Your lips tell me No-No, but there's Please, Please in my eyes.
- Nurse Lacey: I'm sorry, but Clay invited me to have a drink with him this evening.
- Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: [Shocked] Clay? A drink of what,prune juice?
- Nurse Lacey: Hawkeye, I figured you'd understand. I can go out with you anytime. Clay is only gonna be here for a few days & he is so charming and he's known so many famous people.
- Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: [Sarcastically] Oh, I know... like Grover Cleveland, Voltaire, Pocahontas...
- Nurse Lacey: [Interrupts] Don't tell me you're jealous.
- Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: Jealous? Oh please. I won't even dignify that with a comment.
- Nurse Lacey: [Knowing he's jealous starts to leave] O-o-h.
- Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: [Follows her out door ,resumes taunting] Marco Polo, Galileo, Rasputin!