King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Son That Got Away (1997)

Toby Huss: Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr.

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : No American child would run away to a sheet music store.

  Kahn : They do if they want to hide from hillbilly parent. Last place *you* look, hillbilly.

• Hank Hill : Dale will bring the fire department. They'll find us.

  Kahn : That's great. All hopes for survival pinned on Dale Gribble. I'm gonna die like English Patient girlfriend.

• Kahn : It makes me nervous, that Joseph with Kahn Jr. His whole family like a Tennessee Williams play.

• Kahn : Khan junior, you come with me. We go get ice cream... and tetanus shot.