- Bobby Hill: I'm going to grow up without anyone to love and die friendless and alone like Weird Al Yancovich.
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: I think I need a beer. Uh honey, you want a beer?
- John Redcorn, Dale Gribble: Yes
- Dale Gribble: [glares at Redcorn suspiciously] How did he know I wanted a beer?
- Kahn: It makes me nervous, that Joseph with Kahn Jr. His whole family like a Tennessee Williams play.
- Hank Hill: You know, it's that kind of permissive parenting that forfeited your country to the communists.
- Bobby Hill: I think Connie likes you.
- Joseph Gribble: Nah, she likes you. The minute you said we could eat you, she was yours.