King of the Hill (TV Series)
Joust Like a Woman (2002)
Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer
Quotes
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Hank : You'll find it burns witches cleanly and evenly and at a fraction of the cost.
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Oxcart-Driving Minstrel : King Philip, my liege, I bring a merchant who wishes to display his wares.
Hank : Hank Hill, Strickland Propane.
King Philip : Ah, so you are Keeper of the Flame.
Hank : Uh, Assistant Keeper of the Flame.
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Hank : You take off that crown. I'm kickin' your ass.