The King of Queens (TV Series)

Meet By-Product (2000)

Kevin James: Doug Heffernan

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• Lynn : Do you... you know, get in to a lot of fights at the club?

  Doug Heffernan : Well, you know, it is... it's... I try everything I can not to fight. It's like I tell my boys. Always be nice. Be very nice. Until it's time to not be nice. Then... be very not nice.

  Lynn : [laughs]  I love that!

  Doug Heffernan : Yeah, I can't take full credit though. Patrick Swayze said it at Road House.

  Lynn : Oh, I never saw that movie.

  Doug Heffernan : You never saw it...? It's only the greatest movie ever made except for Risky Business.