- Lynn: Do you... you know, get in to a lot of fights at the club?
- Doug Heffernan: Well, you know, it is... it's... I try everything I can not to fight. It's like I tell my boys. Always be nice. Be very nice. Until it's time to not be nice. Then... be very not nice.
- Lynn: [laughs] I love that!
- Doug Heffernan: Yeah, I can't take full credit though. Patrick Swayze said it at Road House.
- Lynn: Oh, I never saw that movie.
- Doug Heffernan: You never saw it...? It's only the greatest movie ever made except for Risky Business.