Kenan & Kel (TV Series)

The Chicago Witch Trials (1998)

Kel Mitchell: Kel Kimble

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Quotes 

• Becky : Kel, I know how much you like orange soda, so I made you a special orange drink. I made it myself.

  [Kenan screams] 

  Becky : I love to experiment in the kitchen.

  Kenan : I'll bet you do!

  Kel Kimble : That's cool, I'll try some right now.

  Kenan : No, Kel don't drink it, Kel, stop drinking it, aww he's drinking it! He's drinking!

  Kel Kimble : Hey that's good,

  [offers to Kenan] 

  Kel Kimble : try some!

  Kenan : [knocks it on the floor]  Noooooooooo! Fruit basket!

• Roger Rockmore : Now, son, you know you can talk to your father about anything. What's wrong?

  Kenan : Well, a witch cast a bad luck spell on me and then she gave Kel some kind of a love potion and now he thinks he's in love with her.

  Roger Rockmore : Uh... talk to your mother.

  Sheryl Rockmore : Did I hear you correctly? Did you say a witch?

  Kenan : Yeah, and I know it sounds strange but she was scratching and she's got a green tongue and she smells like fire!

  Kel Kimble : And she's cute!

  Kenan : Quiet, Kel! Kel thinks he's in love with her! Look at him!

  Sheryl Rockmore : Now Kenan, there's no such thing as witches, and did you ever think that maybe Kel really could be in love?

  Kenan : Please! He's just a boy!

  Roger Rockmore : Maybe she is a witch!

  Sheryl Rockmore : Roger!

  Roger Rockmore : Well, she wants Kel to like her. There must be something wrong with her!

  Kel Kimble : Yeah! Huh?

• Teacher : Today we're going to be talking about witchcraft, and we're going to start by discussing the Salem Witch Trials.

  Kel Kimble : Which trials?

  Teacher : Yes, the witch trials.

  Kel Kimble : No um, which trials are you talking about?

  Teacher : Salem Witch Trials.

  Kel Kimble : [to Kenan]  Stogie's all confused, she doesn't understand me.

  Kenan : Kel, the woman is talking about witch trials. You know, trials about witches, witchcraft.

  Teacher : The woman, is talking about witchcraft.

  Kel Kimble : Which *craft* are you talking about? I mean there are a lot of crafts, like arts and crafts, cooking crafts...

  Teacher : Please! Don't speak!

  [Kel zips his mouth shut and looks for a place to throw away the key] 

  Kenan : Give it here!

• Sharla Morrison : You guys this is Becky, she just moved here and this is her first day so Kenan, she doesn't dislike you... yet.

  Kenan : Well, if she's hanging with you she can't be too picky!

  [laughs] 

  Kenan : Nice... nice to meet you Becky.

  Kel Kimble : [to Becky]  Hey... uh... what's up?

  Becky : Hi.

  Kel Kimble : Orange soda?

  Becky : I love orange soda.

  Kel Kimble : Who loves orange soda? Kel and Becky love orange soda. Is it true?

  Kel Kimble , Becky : Mmm... hmmm. We do, we do, we do... oooo!

  [Becky grans the bottle of orange soda from Kel and chugs a huge amount, she then puts the botttle cap back on and wipes her mouth] 

  Kenan : Who thinks you're a couple of freaks? Heh. I do, I do, I do... oooo!

• Kel Kimble : Hey, Marc! What's happin' brotha?

  [they hug each other] 

  Kenan : Hey Sharla.

  Sharla Morrison : Kenan.

  [she sees Marc] 

  Sharla Morrison : Marc!

  [she hugs him] 

  Marc Cram : Sharla!

  Kenan : Again with the huggin?

• Kenan : How can you tell if somebody's a witch?

  Chris Potter : There are many ways. Some witches have a real distinct odor, some say they smell almost like fire.

  Kenan : What else?

  Chris Potter : Some witches scratch themselves a lot, and have green tongues. Witches also have feet that curl up like crow's feet. And remember this, witches can cast good spells and bad spells, *and*, if a witch doesn't like you... beware! Well, of course there's no such thing as witches these days.

  Kel Kimble : Yeah, no such thing.

• Kenan : She's scratching! She's scratching!

  Kel Kimble : Well maybe she got some dust blown on her or something.

  Kenan : Oh yeah, That's realistic, she's a witch!

• Kenan : Tongue is green! Her tongue is green!

  [does imaginary equation] 

  Kenan : And green tongue plus scratching, equals witch!

  Kel Kimble : [mimics erasing equation off blackboard]  You can't add things that aren't numbers! Duh!

• Kenan : Smells like fire! All barbecuey!

  Kel Kimble : Well maybe she *was* on fire.

  Kenan : She wasn't on FIRE, Kel, man she's a witch!

• Kenan : It says here that the tongue can be a very powerful weapon in the fight against evil.

  Kel Kimble : [sticks his tongue out]  Du dung?

  Kenan : Yeah, the tongue. It says in order to beat the witch, we have to bathe all her personal possessions in our goodness.

  Kel Kimble : 'Ith our dungs?

  Kenan : Yeah, it makes sense. So all we gotta do is bathe all her bad stuff in our good saliva.

  Kel Kimble : Wait, wait, wait, you telling me we need to go to this girl's house, and spit all over her stuff?

  Kenan : No, Kel, that would be silly, we gonna *lick* all her stuff.