- Becky: Kel, I know how much you like orange soda, so I made you a special orange drink. I made it myself.
- [Kenan screams]
- Becky: I love to experiment in the kitchen.
- Kenan: I'll bet you do!
- Kel Kimble: That's cool, I'll try some right now.
- Kenan: No, Kel don't drink it, Kel, stop drinking it, aww he's drinking it! He's drinking!
- Kel Kimble: Hey that's good,
- [offers to Kenan]
- Kel Kimble: try some!
- Kenan: [knocks it on the floor] Noooooooooo! Fruit basket!
- Roger Rockmore: Now, son, you know you can talk to your father about anything. What's wrong?
- Kenan: Well, a witch cast a bad luck spell on me and then she gave Kel some kind of a love potion and now he thinks he's in love with her.
- Roger Rockmore: Uh... talk to your mother.
- Sheryl Rockmore: Did I hear you correctly? Did you say a witch?
- Kenan: Yeah, and I know it sounds strange but she was scratching and she's got a green tongue and she smells like fire!
- Kel Kimble: And she's cute!
- Kenan: Quiet, Kel! Kel thinks he's in love with her! Look at him!
- Sheryl Rockmore: Now Kenan, there's no such thing as witches, and did you ever think that maybe Kel really could be in love?
- Kenan: Please! He's just a boy!
- Roger Rockmore: Maybe she is a witch!
- Sheryl Rockmore: Roger!
- Roger Rockmore: Well, she wants Kel to like her. There must be something wrong with her!
- Kel Kimble: Yeah! Huh?
- Teacher: Today we're going to be talking about witchcraft, and we're going to start by discussing the Salem Witch Trials.
- Kel Kimble: Which trials?
- Teacher: Yes, the witch trials.
- Kel Kimble: No um, which trials are you talking about?
- Teacher: Salem Witch Trials.
- Kel Kimble: [to Kenan] Stogie's all confused, she doesn't understand me.
- Kenan: Kel, the woman is talking about witch trials. You know, trials about witches, witchcraft.
- Teacher: The woman, is talking about witchcraft.
- Kel Kimble: Which *craft* are you talking about? I mean there are a lot of crafts, like arts and crafts, cooking crafts...
- Teacher: Please! Don't speak!
- [Kel zips his mouth shut and looks for a place to throw away the key]
- Kenan: Give it here!
- Kenan: Ever since she looked at me weird, I've been having bad luck: my chair broke, and then I got hit in the head with a soccer ball, I got doggy doo on my shoe on the way to work, and *now*, I got a paper cut!
- Sharla Morrison: You guys this is Becky, she just moved here and this is her first day so Kenan, she doesn't dislike you... yet.
- Kenan: Well, if she's hanging with you she can't be too picky!
- [laughs]
- Kenan: Nice... nice to meet you Becky.
- Kel Kimble: [to Becky] Hey... uh... what's up?
- Becky: Hi.
- Kel Kimble: Orange soda?
- Becky: I love orange soda.
- Kel Kimble: Who loves orange soda? Kel and Becky love orange soda. Is it true?
- Kel Kimble, Becky: Mmm... hmmm. We do, we do, we do... oooo!
- [Becky grans the bottle of orange soda from Kel and chugs a huge amount, she then puts the botttle cap back on and wipes her mouth]
- Kenan: Who thinks you're a couple of freaks? Heh. I do, I do, I do... oooo!
- Kel Kimble: Hey, Marc! What's happin' brotha?
- [they hug each other]
- Kenan: Hey Sharla.
- Sharla Morrison: Kenan.
- [she sees Marc]
- Sharla Morrison: Marc!
- [she hugs him]
- Marc Cram: Sharla!
- Kenan: Again with the huggin?
- Becky: The Salem Witch Trials were held in Salem, Massachusetts in the year 1692.
- Teacher: Very good!
- Becky: Twenty people were falsely accused of being witches. With little or no evidence they were put to death.
- Marc Cram: Well, maybe they were witches.
- Kenan: Oh come on! Everybody knows that there's no such thing as witches.
- Becky: That's not true. There are witches, there are a *lot* of witches.
- Teacher: Well it is true that people actually still practice witchcraft.
- Becky: That's right, but that doesn't make them evil monsters. Most of the people who practice witchcraft are normal like you, or you, or me!
- Kenan: Ah! Normal people, like you!
- [his chair breaks]
- Kenan: How can you tell if somebody's a witch?
- Chris Potter: There are many ways. Some witches have a real distinct odor, some say they smell almost like fire.
- Kenan: What else?
- Chris Potter: Some witches scratch themselves a lot, and have green tongues. Witches also have feet that curl up like crow's feet. And remember this, witches can cast good spells and bad spells, *and*, if a witch doesn't like you... beware! Well, of course there's no such thing as witches these days.
- Kel Kimble: Yeah, no such thing.
- Kenan: She's scratching! She's scratching!
- Kel Kimble: Well maybe she got some dust blown on her or something.
- Kenan: Oh yeah, That's realistic, she's a witch!
- Kenan: Tongue is green! Her tongue is green!
- [does imaginary equation]
- Kenan: And green tongue plus scratching, equals witch!
- Kel Kimble: [mimics erasing equation off blackboard] You can't add things that aren't numbers! Duh!
- Kenan: Smells like fire! All barbecuey!
- Kel Kimble: Well maybe she *was* on fire.
- Kenan: She wasn't on FIRE, Kel, man she's a witch!
- Roger Rockmore: Maybe she *is* a witch.
- Sheryl Rockmore: Roger!
- Roger Rockmore: Well she wants Kel to like her, there must be *something* wrong with her.
- Kenan: It says here that the tongue can be a very powerful weapon in the fight against evil.
- Kel Kimble: [sticks his tongue out] Du dung?
- Kenan: Yeah, the tongue. It says in order to beat the witch, we have to bathe all her personal possessions in our goodness.
- Kel Kimble: 'Ith our dungs?
- Kenan: Yeah, it makes sense. So all we gotta do is bathe all her bad stuff in our good saliva.
- Kel Kimble: Wait, wait, wait, you telling me we need to go to this girl's house, and spit all over her stuff?
- Kenan: No, Kel, that would be silly, we gonna *lick* all her stuff.