Kenan & Kel (TV Series)

The Chicago Witch Trials (1998)

Eve Plumb: Teacher

Quotes 

• Teacher : Today we're going to be talking about witchcraft, and we're going to start by discussing the Salem Witch Trials.

  Kel Kimble : Which trials?

  Teacher : Yes, the witch trials.

  Kel Kimble : No um, which trials are you talking about?

  Teacher : Salem Witch Trials.

  Kel Kimble : [to Kenan]  Stogie's all confused, she doesn't understand me.

  Kenan : Kel, the woman is talking about witch trials. You know, trials about witches, witchcraft.

  Teacher : The woman, is talking about witchcraft.

  Kel Kimble : Which *craft* are you talking about? I mean there are a lot of crafts, like arts and crafts, cooking crafts...

  Teacher : Please! Don't speak!

  [Kel zips his mouth shut and looks for a place to throw away the key] 

  Kenan : Give it here!

• Becky : The Salem Witch Trials were held in Salem, Massachusetts in the year 1692.

  Teacher : Very good!

  Becky : Twenty people were falsely accused of being witches. With little or no evidence they were put to death.

  Marc Cram : Well, maybe they were witches.

  Kenan : Oh come on! Everybody knows that there's no such thing as witches.

  Becky : That's not true. There are witches, there are a *lot* of witches.

  Teacher : Well it is true that people actually still practice witchcraft.

  Becky : That's right, but that doesn't make them evil monsters. Most of the people who practice witchcraft are normal like you, or you, or me!

  Kenan : Ah! Normal people, like you!

  [his chair breaks]