Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)
Stately Home (1990)
Patricia Routledge: Hyacinth
Quotes
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Onslow : [from an upstairs window] You've woken the dog!
Richard Bucket : Morning, Onslow.
Hyacinth : Don't say good morning to him when I've just been savaged by his dog.
Onslow : Less noise, you daft bitch. And that goes for you as well, dog.
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[first lines]
Hyacinth : Of course, I ought to visit Daddy.
Richard Bucket : Oh, really?
Hyacinth : It's my duty to visit Daddy.
Richard Bucket : I suppose it is.
Hyacinth : Have you ever known me shirk my duty?
Richard Bucket : Not a single shirk.
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Hyacinth : Drive very slowly past number 23, I want her to see my hat.
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[last lines]
Hyacinth : How was I to know that that was his Lordship? He looked like the gardener. He must be very low down on the aristocratic scale if he looks like a gardener. I think it's irresponsible. He's no right to look like a gardener.
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Hyacinth : Watch the lorry.
Richard : Which lorry?
Hyacinth : There you are, you see; you can't even see the lorry.
Richard : Where is it?
Hyacinth : Parked! Over there.
Richard : Why should I watch a stationary lorry parked on the other side of a dual carriageway!
Hyacinth : I don't think I like your tone, Richard.
