Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)

Stately Home (1990)

Geoffrey Hughes: Onslow

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Quotes 

• Onslow : [from an upstairs window]  You've woken the dog!

  Richard Bucket : Morning, Onslow.

  Hyacinth : Don't say good morning to him when I've just been savaged by his dog.

  Onslow : Less noise, you daft bitch. And that goes for you as well, dog.

• Onslow : Here, have you had a well-polished car through here, driver looking shell-shocked? Woman with a big hat?

  The Car Park Attendant : She was murder.

  Onslow : That's the one.

• Richard Bucket : Will Rose be all right?

  Onslow : Rose'll be fine. Rose can handle wives. There's only one thing she handles more often and that's husbands.