Justice League (TV Series)

Maid of Honor: Part II (2003)

Phil LaMarr: Green Lantern, John Stewart, Guard

Quotes 

• Green Lantern : If I were them, I'd want you to save the world, not waste time coming back for me.

  The Flash : Yeah, but we'd come anyway.

• Batman : Batman to Watchtower.

  The Flash : [playing Solitare]  Hey. Hope you're having fun. I'm up here watching the paint dry.

  Batman : Wonder Woman's being held captive. She's too well-guarded for me to extract her.

  The Flash : Need backup? I'll grab the two Johns and we'll...

  J'onn J'onzz : Flash, Green Lantern, join me in the monitor room. We have a developing situation.

  The Flash : [speeding in]  What is it? I've got Bats on the other line.

  Green Lantern : [seeing Savage's face on their screen]  Well, look who's back.

• [J'onn, Flash, Lantern, and the crew leave the space station] 

  The Flash : Hey, we can't just leave! What's to stop somebody else from taking control of that thing?

  [the space station explodes] 

  Green Lantern : That.

• J'onn J'onzz : [after Savage demonstrates his railgun]  That weapon must be destroyed. Its destructive potential is unimaginable.

  Green Lantern : I don't have to imagine it. I saw the Yungar of Omega Centauri use one to blow an inhabited moon out of orbit.

  The Flash : You get all that?

  Batman : Most of it. We'll have to fend for ourselves. Taking out that weapon is top priority.

• Vandal Savage : Today, the world changes. Kasnia is at the forefront of that change. Crucial to these changes was Kasnia's contribution to the International Space Station. Platform one... a contribution somewhat larger than you've been led to believe.

  Green Lantern : No. Even he wouldn't.

  Vandal Savage : This device is called a mass driver, but I prefer its more colloquial appellation, a railgun. It's all very complicated. Perhaps a demonstration is in order.

  [an asteroid is pulled into one end of the gun's rings] 

  Vandal Savage : The asteroid is mostly iron ore. The large coils are a magnetic accelerator.

  [the asteroid is fired from the gun] 

  Vandal Savage : The target is anywhere I say.

  [the asteroid enters Earth's atmosphere] 

  Vandal Savage : This time, were I the U.S.S. Avington Carrier Group, I'd pick up my pace substantially.