- [last lines]
- Wonder Woman: You know, we never did get to finish our dance.
- [Batman is surprised that she's seen through his secret identity]
- Batman: I don't know what you're talking about.
- Wonder Woman: If you say so...
- [takes his arm]
- Wonder Woman: But you're still taking me dancing.
- J'onn J'onzz: Batman, we couldn't prevent the railgun from discharging!
- Batman: Me neither. But I did manage to change the targeting coordinates.
- Wonder Woman: Where'd you send it?
- Batman: [smiles] Right here.
- Vandal Savage: Today is your wedding day, my beautiful queen. I know that you only married me out of duty, but when I look into your eyes, I want to give you the whole world.
- Princess Audrey: Sometimes I almost believe you would if you could.
- Vandal Savage: We'll see...
- Batman: You go there uninvited, you'll be breaking international law.
- Wonder Woman: I get my hands on Savage, that's not all I'll be breaking. You coming?
- Princess Audrey: I don't know how you survived, but I promise you, you will pay for your crimes in full.
- Vandal Savage: Do your worst, child. I'm immortal. I can't be killed.
- Princess Audrey: [smiles] We'll see.
- Minister: If anyone here has reason why these two should not be united in marriage, let him speak now, or forever hold their peace.
- [a tank crashes through the wall of the chapel, followed shortly by Diana]
- Wonder Woman: Audrey, stop! I won't let you marry him! He's...
- [an energy charge hits her, and she drops to the floor, unconscious. Audrey stares as Savage calmly slips his gun back into his sleeve]
- Vandal Savage: Does anyone else have any objection?
- Green Lantern: If I were them, I'd want you to save the world, not waste time coming back for me.
- The Flash: Yeah, but we'd come anyway.
- Princess Audrey: You're ranting like your grandfather in an old newsreel!
- Vandal Savage: [laughs] Sweet, foolish child. Wonder Woman was right all along.
- Princess Audrey: Ridiculous! You'd have to be over a hundred years old.
- Vandal Savage: I'm far older than that.
- [in flashback, a meteor falls to Earth on a frozen steppe. A group of prehistoric men and women gather around it, but only one stays]
- Vandal Savage: The first time a meteor granted me power was over twenty-five thousand years ago. While my fellows cowered with fear, I dared approach the strangely glowing rock. It was warm, and the night was very cold. I slept curled up next to it, not realizing what its rays were doing to me. But over the millennia that followed, as I watched those around me grow old and die, while I remained unchanged, I discovered the truth, and came to accept my destiny.
- Princess Audrey: Destiny?
- Vandal Savage: I live to rule.
- Princess Audrey: [locked in her chambers] Let me out, do you hear me? I demand that I be set free immediately!
- [the door opens]
- Princess Audrey: [sheepishly, seeing it's Diana] Oh. Hi.
- Wonder Woman: Audrey, we need your help.
- Princess Audrey: I can't even help myself. Vandal's usurped my father's throne.
- Wonder Woman: You're the queen. You have to take command of the situation.
- Princess Audrey: How?
- Batman: You can start by taking us to the control room.
- Batman: Batman to Watchtower.
- The Flash: [playing Solitare] Hey. Hope you're having fun. I'm up here watching the paint dry.
- Batman: Wonder Woman's being held captive. She's too well-guarded for me to extract her.
- The Flash: Need backup? I'll grab the two Johns and we'll...
- J'onn J'onzz: Flash, Green Lantern, join me in the monitor room. We have a developing situation.
- The Flash: [speeding in] What is it? I've got Bats on the other line.
- Green Lantern: [seeing Savage's face on their screen] Well, look who's back.
- Colonel Vox: [Diana and Batman break into Savage's control room] Apparently, you didn't get the message. Let me make it loud and clear.
- [opening his mouth, he sends a sonic blast at her; with some difficulty, she fights against it and crushes his voice box]
- Wonder Woman: Not another word.
- [taking the earplugs out of her ears, which are revealed to be Audrey's diamond earrings]
- Wonder Woman: They really are a girl's best friend.
- Princess Audrey: Where is my husband?
- Guard: Attending to a minor diplomatic matter. I'm to tell you that he will return shortly. If Her Majesty requires anything, I can send a chambermaid for it.
- Princess Audrey: If I need any assistance taking a walk, I'll let you know.
- Princess Audrey: How dare you burst in here and ruin my wedding.
- Wonder Woman: Aren't you even curious about what Savage is up to? He's dangerous.
- Princess Audrey: Why? Do you think he might throw a tank through my wall?
- Wonder Woman: Grow up. He's obviously using you. He's amassing military and political power.
- Princess Audrey: For what?
- Wonder Woman: What do you think? He's got to be stopped!
- Princess Audrey: You're a raving lunatic. Not to say you weren't fun to go clubbing with.
- Wonder Woman: This isn't a joke, Audrey. I think Savage is responsible for your father's sudden illness.
- Princess Audrey: And I think you've just crossed a line.
- Wonder Woman: Don't walk away, Audrey. You're making a big mistake!
- Princess Audrey: I can do whatever I please. Surely you've noticed by now.
- Princess Audrey: Vandal, what do you think you're doing?
- Vandal Savage: Destroying the Justice League, building a railgun, assuming total dominion over the nations of the Earth.
- Vandal Savage: With our railgun in orbit, Kasnia has the ultimate high ground. I am now the dominant military power on Earth. And there are going to be some changes.
- [picks up a list]
- Vandal Savage: Item One...
- [J'onn, Flash, Lantern, and the crew leave the space station]
- The Flash: Hey, we can't just leave! What's to stop somebody else from taking control of that thing?
- [the space station explodes]
- Green Lantern: That.
- The Flash: [collecting weapons from a group of Kasnian soldiers and giving them to another] Hold these, would you? Sucker.
- [he punches the soldier]
- Vandal Savage: They're stalling, Vox.
- Colonel Vox: Sir?
- Vandal Savage: The nations of the world. Instead of paying me tribute, they're stalling and plotting against me. They'll have to be taught who's in charge.
- Princess Audrey: Delusions of grandeur aside, I rule Kasnia.
- Vandal Savage: That's why I married you. It's also why I poisoned your father.
- Princess Audrey: You... poisoned?
- [slapping him in anger, she gasps as the scratches instantly heal]
- Vandal Savage: Guards, confine this brat to her quarters.
- Princess Audrey: [being dragged out] Unhand me! I command you! Let me go!
- J'onn J'onzz: [after Savage demonstrates his railgun] That weapon must be destroyed. Its destructive potential is unimaginable.
- Green Lantern: I don't have to imagine it. I saw the Yungar of Omega Centauri use one to blow an inhabited moon out of orbit.
- The Flash: You get all that?
- Batman: Most of it. We'll have to fend for ourselves. Taking out that weapon is top priority.
- Wonder Woman: You've got a great deal of rebuilding to do.
- Princess Audrey: I never liked the palace, anyway. Drafty. But maybe this is a chance for me and Kasnia to make a new start.
- Wonder Woman: [Savage emerges from the rubble] You sure can pick 'em.
- The Flash: [after the Javelin crashes] You have any idea what this gonna do to our insurance premiums?
- [John uses his ring to lead them to the airlock of the ISS]
- The Flash: I don't suppose anybody brought the keys.
- [J'onn phases through and opens the door from inside; passing through another door, they come across a group of Kasnian soldiers]
- The Flash: Whoops.
- Princess Audrey: Busy?
- Vandal Savage: Merely fortifying our defenses. Wonder Woman penetrated them too easily.
- Princess Audrey: She just accused you of being some sort of power-mad monstern.
- Vandal Savage: Did she?
- Princess Audrey: [leading Batman and Wonder Woman to Savage's control room] He's inside.
- Batman: Stay here.
- Wonder Woman: Can I borrow your earrings?
- Princess Audrey: [taking them off and giving them to her] Heck of a time to accessorize.
- Vandal Savage: Today, the world changes. Kasnia is at the forefront of that change. Crucial to these changes was Kasnia's contribution to the International Space Station. Platform one... a contribution somewhat larger than you've been led to believe.
- Green Lantern: No. Even he wouldn't.
- Vandal Savage: This device is called a mass driver, but I prefer its more colloquial appellation, a railgun. It's all very complicated. Perhaps a demonstration is in order.
- [an asteroid is pulled into one end of the gun's rings]
- Vandal Savage: The asteroid is mostly iron ore. The large coils are a magnetic accelerator.
- [the asteroid is fired from the gun]
- Vandal Savage: The target is anywhere I say.
- [the asteroid enters Earth's atmosphere]
- Vandal Savage: This time, were I the U.S.S. Avington Carrier Group, I'd pick up my pace substantially.