Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)
Flash and Substance (2006)
Lex Lang: Captain Cold, Leonard Snart, Fisherman, Rick
Quotes
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The Trickster : Me next! It's my turn - nothing as stupid as a giant boomerang! Firstly, I get 400 cases of fake dog-vomit, I grease the bottoms of them, and when the Flash runs into them, the whole mess slides into a wall of metal spikes! The cases break open, and what's left of the Flash is buried alive in phony barf! And then...
[giggles]
The Trickster : Everything EXPLODES!
[the other rogues just stare]
Captain Cold : You know what? Taking turns is dumb. Let's just all jump him at the museum.
Mirror Master : Brilliant.
Captain Boomerang : Good deal.
The Trickster : Aw come on, it'll be great! Okay, you don't like the barf? I can make do with 50,000 rotten eggs and a chainsaw!
[the others ride off without him]
The Trickster : Well, if that's the way you're gonna be, forget about it! I quit! Nobody gets me.
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Waitress : [to Flash villains] What'll it be, boys?
Captain Boomerang : Arnold Palmer.
The Trickster : Cherry Cola.
Mirror Master : Decaf Soy Latte.
Captain Cold : Milk.
[the others stare in confusion]
Captain Cold : [embarrassed] My ulcer's been acting up.
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The Trickster : You gotta visualize.
Captain Cold : Visualize? What the heck does that mean? If I don't "visualize" a mortgage payment soon, the wife'll have me bagging groceries for a living.