- The Flash: James, you're off your meds, aren't you?
- The Trickster: I'm better off without them. Take 'em if I start feeling down.
- The Flash: You know that's not how the medicine works. You're not well.
- The Trickster: I'm fine! You want to throw some darts?
- The Flash: No. Listen, James, you're wearing the suit again.
- The Trickster: I am?
- [looks at himself]
- The Trickster: Well, what do you know?
- [the Flash is dropping hopeful hints about the Flash Museum's opening ceremony in Central City]
- The Flash: It'd be great if one of the original seven was there. I mean, I understand if everybody's too busy to come, no biggie. My mom's gonna be there... let's see, my uncle's flying in... I know, it's the "Flash" museum, but to me the whole League deserves the honor. Like I said, no biggie.
- [Silence. Flash droops and lets out a sigh]
- Batman: [resignedly] What time?
- The Flash: Six o'clock... No! You're really coming? Awesome! You're a stand-up guy, Bats! Don't ever let anyone call you a crazed loner.
- The Flash: Here's the deal: you tell me where those guys went, and I promise to come visit you in the hospital. We'll play darts! The soft kind.
- The Trickster: Okay. They're going to ambush you at the Flash Museum.
- The Flash: See? That's all we needed.
- [after questioning the Trickster about the other villains' whereabouts]
- Orion: What about your enemy?
- The Flash: Oh, right.
- [to the Trickster]
- The Flash: Dude, as soon as you finish your drink, turn yourself in.
- The Trickster: [raising his mug] Got me again, Flash!
- [Flash is trying to outrun Mirror Master. Mirror Master is shooting small mirrors everywhere]
- The Flash: You are so cleaning this place up.
- Mirror Master: Make me! Or rather... Find me!
- [Flash sees dozens of "Mirror Masters" in front of him. Only one is the real Mirror Master]
- The Flash: [charging and swinging at each one] Nope... Nope... Nope...
- [he finally hits the real Mirror Master]
- The Flash: There you are!
- [last lines]
- The Flash: Hey, the bad guys went down, and nobody got hurt. You know what I call that? A really good day.
- [a hologram appears]
- The Flash: Mirror Master!
- Mirror Master: You're quick as ever.
- The Flash: Yeah? Well, you're... you're not really all there!
- Mirror Master: Oh, nice try. If you'd had another minute, you might have thought of a decent comeback.
- [Linda is covering the opening of the Flash museum]
- Linda Park: And when we come back, I'll try to get with him - uh, to him!
- [stops]
- Linda Park: Are we off?
- [fans herself with her notepad]
- Linda Park: Gosh, he's a total babe! Like the entire track team rolled into one! I can't believe you're not into him, Marla.
- Maria: Okay... now you're off.
- [Linda covers her face with the paper]
- [trapped by a giant boomerang]
- The Flash: I swear, when I get out of this I'm gonna find you and hurl all over you!
- Captain Boomerang: Touch of dizziness? You might find it useful to focus on one point on the horizon. For instance, that mountain you're set to crash into.
- Mirror Master: Boomer, must you always plead poverty?
- Captain Boomerang: I've got my overhead! What do you know about poverty? All you have to do is pull another mirror out of your blinkin' arsenal!
- [as the Rogues are taken into custody, a crime scene tech sweeps up the pieces of the broken mirror in which Mirror Master is trapped]
- Mirror Master: Are you sure that's all the pieces? I demand a full accounting! Where's my lawyer? I know my rights, you obscene caricature of a civil servant...!
- [his voice cuts off as the tech seals up the plastic bag]
- Captain Boomerang: Now they tell me I'm reformed.
- Mirror Master: Reformed? The man who hijacked a whole fleet of armored cars in one month?
- Captain Boomerang: Now that was a crime.
- Mirror Master: Too bad the Flash busted you before you could spend a dime.
- The Trickster: And you know what else...?
- Captain Boomerang: Well, at least he didn't make me eat my own laser kaleidoscope!
- Mirror Master: That's a rumor! A complete exaggeration! And anyway, it was a laser pistol.
- Mirror Master: The hardest men in town, and we all have something in common.
- The Trickster: Bilateral symmetry!
- The Trickster: Me next! It's my turn - nothing as stupid as a giant boomerang! Firstly, I get 400 cases of fake dog-vomit, I grease the bottoms of them, and when the Flash runs into them, the whole mess slides into a wall of metal spikes! The cases break open, and what's left of the Flash is buried alive in phony barf! And then...
- [giggles]
- The Trickster: Everything EXPLODES!
- [the other rogues just stare]
- Captain Cold: You know what? Taking turns is dumb. Let's just all jump him at the museum.
- Mirror Master: Brilliant.
- Captain Boomerang: Good deal.
- The Trickster: Aw come on, it'll be great! Okay, you don't like the barf? I can make do with 50,000 rotten eggs and a chainsaw!
- [the others ride off without him]
- The Trickster: Well, if that's the way you're gonna be, forget about it! I quit! Nobody gets me.
- Waitress: [to Flash villains] What'll it be, boys?
- Captain Boomerang: Arnold Palmer.
- The Trickster: Cherry Cola.
- Mirror Master: Decaf Soy Latte.
- Captain Cold: Milk.
- [the others stare in confusion]
- Captain Cold: [embarrassed] My ulcer's been acting up.
- The Trickster: You gotta visualize.
- Captain Cold: Visualize? What the heck does that mean? If I don't "visualize" a mortgage payment soon, the wife'll have me bagging groceries for a living.
- [trapped in Mirror Master's "Disco of Death"]
- Mirror Master: I was never fond of you, Flash. But I'm a reasonable man. If you'd just looked the other way once in a while, we could have co-existed in peace. Instead, you never let up. So you've gotta go.
- The Flash: That music is what's gotta go!
- Captain Boomerang: G'day, mate. Captain Boomerang here. It seems that Mirror Master wasn't up to the task. Now it's my turn. I'm gonna kill you ugly, Flash, and I want you to see it coming.