Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)
Flash and Substance (2006)
Alexis Denisof: Mirror Master, Sam Scudder, Tony
Quotes
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[Flash is trying to outrun Mirror Master. Mirror Master is shooting small mirrors everywhere]
The Flash : You are so cleaning this place up.
Mirror Master : Make me! Or rather... Find me!
[Flash sees dozens of "Mirror Masters" in front of him. Only one is the real Mirror Master]
The Flash : [charging and swinging at each one] Nope... Nope... Nope...
[he finally hits the real Mirror Master]
The Flash : There you are!
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[a hologram appears]
The Flash : Mirror Master!
Mirror Master : You're quick as ever.
The Flash : Yeah? Well, you're... you're not really all there!
Mirror Master : Oh, nice try. If you'd had another minute, you might have thought of a decent comeback.
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Mirror Master : Boomer, must you always plead poverty?
Captain Boomerang : I've got my overhead! What do you know about poverty? All you have to do is pull another mirror out of your blinkin' arsenal!
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[as the Rogues are taken into custody, a crime scene tech sweeps up the pieces of the broken mirror in which Mirror Master is trapped]
Mirror Master : Are you sure that's all the pieces? I demand a full accounting! Where's my lawyer? I know my rights, you obscene caricature of a civil servant...!
[his voice cuts off as the tech seals up the plastic bag]
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Captain Boomerang : Now they tell me I'm reformed.
Mirror Master : Reformed? The man who hijacked a whole fleet of armored cars in one month?
Captain Boomerang : Now that was a crime.
Mirror Master : Too bad the Flash busted you before you could spend a dime.
The Trickster : And you know what else...?
Captain Boomerang : Well, at least he didn't make me eat my own laser kaleidoscope!
Mirror Master : That's a rumor! A complete exaggeration! And anyway, it was a laser pistol.
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Mirror Master : The hardest men in town, and we all have something in common.
The Trickster : Bilateral symmetry!
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The Trickster : Me next! It's my turn - nothing as stupid as a giant boomerang! Firstly, I get 400 cases of fake dog-vomit, I grease the bottoms of them, and when the Flash runs into them, the whole mess slides into a wall of metal spikes! The cases break open, and what's left of the Flash is buried alive in phony barf! And then...
[giggles]
The Trickster : Everything EXPLODES!
[the other rogues just stare]
Captain Cold : You know what? Taking turns is dumb. Let's just all jump him at the museum.
Mirror Master : Brilliant.
Captain Boomerang : Good deal.
The Trickster : Aw come on, it'll be great! Okay, you don't like the barf? I can make do with 50,000 rotten eggs and a chainsaw!
[the others ride off without him]
The Trickster : Well, if that's the way you're gonna be, forget about it! I quit! Nobody gets me.
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Waitress : [to Flash villains] What'll it be, boys?
Captain Boomerang : Arnold Palmer.
The Trickster : Cherry Cola.
Mirror Master : Decaf Soy Latte.
Captain Cold : Milk.
[the others stare in confusion]
Captain Cold : [embarrassed] My ulcer's been acting up.
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[trapped in Mirror Master's "Disco of Death"]
Mirror Master : I was never fond of you, Flash. But I'm a reasonable man. If you'd just looked the other way once in a while, we could have co-existed in peace. Instead, you never let up. So you've gotta go.
The Flash : That music is what's gotta go!