Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Pirate of Love (2000)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
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Quotes
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Jack Gallo : Of course, buying cookies is completely voluntary, so no pressure. Dennis?
Dennis Finch : [takes out large chart] Everyone here starts out with a little sad face next to their name. But once you buy five boxes of cookies - Presto! - it turns into a smiley face.
Jack Gallo : Now, this chart is for bookkeeping purposes only. I'll scarsely even notice it.
[to Dennis]
Jack Gallo : Eye level, please.
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Dennis Finch : Look, we all have fantasies. I have one where Jack is my father and I eat dinner at his house. Do I want it to happen? No. I have my own stupid father.
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Jack Gallo : Good people of Blush, Dennis has an important announcement. Dennis?
Dennis Finch : Because of a slowing of the economy, the following people will be laid off...
Jack Gallo : No, Dennis, the other announcement. That's next Tuesday's announcement.
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Nina Van Horn : Don't you want Adrienne back?
Dennis Finch : I'll do it my own way. Psychic messages.
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Dennis Finch : Wow, this is great. You with your movie, me with my growth spurt... it's like all our fantasies are coming true.
[Puts cookie over eye]
Dennis Finch : Or "arr" they?
Adrienne Barker : What are you doing?
Dennis Finch : Cookie?
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Dennis Finch : How dare you, invoke my name in your sexual fantasies without my written consent?
Adrienne Barker : That's the lamest thing I've ever heard!
Dennis Finch : Yeah? Well, stick around, baby!