- Jack Gallo: Of course, buying cookies is completely voluntary, so no pressure. Dennis?
- Dennis Finch: [takes out large chart] Everyone here starts out with a little sad face next to their name. But once you buy five boxes of cookies - Presto! - it turns into a smiley face.
- Jack Gallo: Now, this chart is for bookkeeping purposes only. I'll scarsely even notice it.
- [to Dennis]
- Jack Gallo: Eye level, please.
- Maya Gallo: Hello, I'd like to order a custom teddy bear. It has to have a camera. And is there any way it can be bald?
- Dennis Finch: Look, we all have fantasies. I have one where Jack is my father and I eat dinner at his house. Do I want it to happen? No. I have my own stupid father.
- Jack Gallo: So, on this team, are you the bitch?
- Elliot DiMauro: What does that mean?
- Jack Gallo: Nothing. I wish I was man enough to do exactly what my wife tells me to, but I'm not, so I'm stuck doing what I want.
- Elliot DiMauro: You don't think I do what I want?
- Jack Gallo: Didn't you hear my "bitch" comment?
- Jack Gallo: Good people of Blush, Dennis has an important announcement. Dennis?
- Dennis Finch: Because of a slowing of the economy, the following people will be laid off...
- Jack Gallo: No, Dennis, the other announcement. That's next Tuesday's announcement.
- Nina Van Horn: I have some cash now. How many boxes will this buy?
- Jack Gallo: What is it?
- Nina Van Horn: A rolled up hundred dollar bill. I found it in my hollowed out Bible.
- Jack Gallo: Praise the Lord.
- Maya Gallo: We're having dinner with my friend Donna tonight.
- Elliot DiMauro: The one you went to Cancun with?
- Maya Gallo: She left me for this guy and left me alone at the talent contest. I had to do Who's on First all by myself.
- Elliot DiMauro: And we're having diner with her because...?
- Maya Gallo: She broke up with her boyfriend.
- Elliot DiMauro: The poor thing. So, I'm assuming we'll be making out in front of her?
- Maya Gallo: Aha. I'll even let you grope me.
- Nina Van Horn: All women want a big romantic gesture. I remember one time my first husband had to go away on business, so I go to my friend Lauren Hutton's house. I knock on the door, and who should answer but my husband, stark naked with a rose between his teeth? How he knew I was going to be there, I'll never know.
- Dennis Finch: Wow, this is great. You with your movie, me with my growth spurt... it's like all our fantasies are coming true.
- [Puts cookie over eye]
- Dennis Finch: Or "arr" they?
- Adrienne Barker: What are you doing?
- Dennis Finch: Cookie?
- Dennis Finch: How dare you, invoke my name in your sexual fantasies without my written consent?
- Adrienne Barker: That's the lamest thing I've ever heard!
- Dennis Finch: Yeah? Well, stick around, baby!