Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Gift Piggy (2001)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Elliot DiMauro : [to Finch] You're like Napoleon, only shorter and with no girlfriend!
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Mrs. Lubitz : Forgot to signal.
Elliot DiMauro : Was caught speeding.
Mrs. Lubitz : The cop was a woman and Jewish, and still I'm here.
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Elliot DiMauro : What are you doing here?
Dennis Finch : This may surprise you, but scraping the seeds off Jack's bagel doesn't complete me.
Elliot DiMauro : Why traffic school?
Dennis Finch : Because I'm good at it, and by the way, it's traffic academy.