Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
St. Joan (2003)
Mary Steenburgen: Helen Girardi
Quotes
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Luke Girardi : Dad, can I have fifty bucks?
Will Girardi : Ooh, I almost made it to my coffee.
Helen Girardi : What's the money for, Luke?
Luke Girardi : 32 Cornell Dubilier inverter-grade capacitors.
Will Girardi : [sarcastic] I just happen to have a few of those in my pocket.
Helen Girardi : Luke, would you consider these capacitor things a necessity?
Luke Girardi : Well, that just depends if you define necessity as the power of natural law that cannot be other than what it is, but...
Will Girardi : [giving him the money] Okay, knock yourself out. Anybody else?
Joan Girardi : You know, my shoe collection is, like, from three years ago.
Helen Girardi : You have enough shoes. Okay, bank is closed.
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Gavin Price : I'll give you until Friday to decide, Joan.
Helen Girardi : Decide what?
Joan Girardi : They want me to take the test again, which is like saying I cheated.
Helen Girardi : No one is saying that. Are... are you saying that?
Gavin Price : We just want her to take the test again. That should restore the equilibrium.
Helen Girardi : My daughter does not cheat. So you know what you can do with your equilibrium.
Gavin Price : I'm making a reasonable request, Helen.
Joan Girardi : I'm not retaking the test. Sometimes you have to take a stand, and this is me doing that.
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Joan Girardi : So I picked up some strange interests. I mean, kids do that. So I smash a piece of art. I mean, I had my reasons. And the whole cheating thing is completely whack.
Will Girardi : Cheating thing?
Joan Girardi : I did not cheat. I am not retaking the test.
Will Girardi : Joan cheated?
Helen Girardi : No. It's just Price on a tear. Joan didn't cheat.
Will Girardi : How could you not tell me that?
Helen Girardi : This just in, Will. I try to protect you from things if I can.